UNDERWAY -- I work with a team of censorware afficionados who are trying to develop a rule base that allows Internet access with tighter restrictions on academic grazing than exists in most seminaries. The problems arise in the definition of "acceptable usage." The definition appears to extend to all MP3 files, all translations rendered by Google, any cached page from Internet space, known gaming sites, and gay enclaves. My predicament is not unique, as Declan McCullagh reports.