CACS -- "Excuse me, stewardess. I'd like a pillow to cover my crotch because I can't turn off the air vent and it's blowing cold air right on my crotch and the light I can't turn off is like a spotlight on my crotch and makes me feel like my crotch is in a talent show which my unrehearsed crotch has no chance of winning. I notice that most of the other passengers have not complied with the ban on pants. I would like a diet coke without ice. Also, I'm sitting on someone's baby."
Overheard from Wes who is renowned for his wry wit.