WOODY ALLEN TURNS 70 today and he thinks it sucks to be old. “It’s all just bad news. You deteriorate physically and die! All the crap they tell you about — you know, dangling your grandchildren on your knee, and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years — it’s all tripe,” he told The Sunday Times. “I’ve gained no wisdom, no insight, no mellowing. I would make all the same mistakes again, today.”
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