PRESSED FOR THE perfect gift? You might be pleased with the Lady Taser, now in such enticing colors as "metallic pink" and "electric blue." These don't come in bulky sizes. They look more like something you'd shave your legs with, and at five and a half inches in length, they're small enough to slip into a purse. You can get a Lady Taser for less than EUR 300. They come bundled in the C2 Personal Protection System may be the ticket from Taser International, the company that owns the Taser brand name and is the biggest producer of the "electronic-control weapons." In ads on its Web site, the company features a C2-loving Santa, as well as a self-assured businesswoman on a Manhattan street and the tag line "I will control my own destiny."
Ashley Harris -- "Electroshock Therapy"
Buy Now and control your own destiny.
Previously -- "Build your own stun gun"