WE DID NOT FLY to warmer climes for the Christmas holiday season so we missed the excitement near Palm Beach when "six members of a family were arrested at The Mall at Wellington Green in an incident that began benignly enough over a pair of droopy jeans but ended like a chaotic scene out of the Cops TV show where the cops are the fashion police. According to the Palm Beach Post, "an estimated 20 deputies, two canine units and a police helicopter swarmed the area surrounding the mall's food court, shutting down roads, all to arrest a 52-year-old man, his 50-year-old wife and four other relatives, ages 16 to 20, Thursday evening.
Sheriff Jay Hart said, "The mall doesn't put up with that tomfoolery bullcrap. His pants were down below his butt. No one goes to the mall and wants to see the crack of someone's butt."
Dwayne Robinson -- "Baggy Jeans at Mall drag family to jail"