IF WE HAD TIME to spare, we would be in the desert southwest (like we were a few years ago in the photo at left) because we know about a conclave of UFO believers (who also hold Steorn technology in high regard) meeting up right about now. Like us, they "believe that UFOs are a real phenomenon" and like us, they resent the "ridicule from not only the mainstream scientific community but also from the so called mainstream religious community as well." So if we had the time, we would hold hands with the faithful at a symposium organised by the selfless Guy Malone and others of alienresistance.org and ancientofdays.net. At this symposium, deep in the desert and away from the prying derisory tweets, we could take comfort in "the Biblical evidence that the phenomenon and entities commonly referred to as aliens by popular culture are indeed spiritual in nature as opposed to genuinely extraterrestrial and is best described as the activity of fallen angels interested in deceiving mankind away from the knowledge of the true God and gospel of His Son and our Lord, Jesus Christ." But since time and money is limited, we'll settle for another viewing of Hellboy instead.